The "Pay to Lose" category was added to the Crown Store for April Fools' Day 2017, as a reference to the "Pay to Win" trope often associated with subscription-free MMO games which gain revenue through a cash shop. The items added were unique weapons in the form of household cleaning items with low stats. While the weapons themselves were never sold again, outfit style pages that resemble them were released during the 2023 Jester's Festival.
Limited Time OffersEdit
| Name | Price | In-game description | Notes | Date Removed | |
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Broom | Unavailable 50  |
"Lifts-Her-Tail: 'But, my lord, your broom is so very long and stiff! To move it back and forth, I shall have to use both hands!'" — Excerpt from The Dusty Argonian Maid | A level 1 two-handed weapon. |
3 April 2017
31 March 2017
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Bucket | Unavailable 50 |
"A Bucket helm? Nope, sorry—who would wear such a thing? It's far too silly and undignified. Be off. …Ha ha ha, fooled you! That sounds splendid! Where can I get one?" —Sir Cadwell of Codswallop | A level 1 heavy helmet. |
3 April 2017
31 March 2017
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