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The "Toys" are hobby horses which are usually available during the Jester's Festival. Unlike other mounts, the maximum speed is limited to the character's sprint speed, and Companions cannot use them.
These mounts are unique from others in every conceivable way. They have completely different idle animations, and whenever you jump while mounted, your character whinnies, imitating the sound that a horse makes. If you press the keybind to jump while standing still, your character bows like a jester.
If you stand idle while mounted on a hobby horse, your character can perform one of several animations. Your character may pet your hobby horse's mane while making quiet whinnying noises, stand in a triumphant pose with one arm positioned at their side with their free hand on their hip, put their hand to their chin, lean their free arm over the hobby horse's neck in a suave position, or toss the hobby horse into the air twice. Occasionally, your character will look from side to side before patting the hobby horse's mane. The idle animations are pictured below.
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Default idle animation
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Standing proudly, like a gallant knight
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A character leaning their arm across the hobby horse's neck
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A character putting their hand to their chin, thinking about something.
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Petting the hobby horse while whinnying softly
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Tossing the hobby horse upwards, making it twirl
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Looking both ways before patting the horse
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Nightmare Stick HorseEdit
- Ride a stick mount that symbolizes your fiery dreams of all-consuming doom. Complete with flaming mane, tail, and eyes, this thrice-cursed novelty horse makes your stick-riding experience one for the books … of burning horror!
This mount doesn't increase your movement speed. Riding Lessons don't affect its appearance.
The Nightmare Stick Horse was available for 1500 
from March 26 to April 2, 2020. It returned in 2021, and was available from March 25 to April 2. It returned again in 2022, from April 4 to April 11. Its default name is "Embermane".
Novelty Stick DragonEdit
- During the Jester's Festival even the lowliest of commoners can pretend to be a mounted knight with a whimsical Novelty Stick steed. Dragons are popular in the Ebonheart Pact.
This mount doesn't increase your movement speed. Riding Lessons don't affect its appearance.
The Novelty Stick Dragon is a fake stuffed dragon head on a stick. It was available for 350 
during the 2019 Jester's Festival, from March 21 to April 2, 2019. Its default name is "Mightyscales".
Novelty Stick GuarEdit
- During the Jester's Festival even the lowliest of commoners can pretend to be a mounted knight with a whimsical Novelty Stick steed. Guars are popular in the Aldmeri Dominion.
This mount doesn't increase your movement speed. Riding Lessons don't affect its appearance.
The Novelty Stick Guar was available from the Crown Store for 900 from March 21 to April 2, 2019. It returned in 2021, and was available from March 25 to April 2. Its default name is "Guar Sticklord".
Novelty Stick HorseEdit
- During the Jester's Festival even the lowliest of commoners can pretend to be a mounted knight with a whimsical Novelty Stick steed. Horses are popular in the Daggerfall Covenant.
This mount doesn't increase your movement speed. Riding Lessons don't affect its appearance.
The Novelty Stick Horse was available from the Crown Store for 900 from March 21 to April 2, 2019. It returned in 2021, and was available from March 25 to April 2. Its default name is "Charger Lord".
Stitchedwell Stick GuarEdit
- Soul Shriven knights ride only the most finely stitched steeds. As one old knight proclaimed, "Don't mind the bit of fray at the bottom there. Or the pesky splinters sticking out of the handle. This guar is a jolly smooth ride!"
This mount doesn't increase your movement speed. Riding Lessons don't affect its appearance.
The Stitchedwell Stick Guar was available for 1,500 from April 4 to April 11, 2022. Its default name is "Gallant".